All You Married Ladies!


Many of us married ladies are going out tonight to celebrate. Our husbands will enjoy the party, too, WHEN THEY GET THERE. The issue is getting them out of the house. If you identify with this song, please leave a comment. This is song #12 for November 12. Enjoy:)

ALL YOU MARRIED LADIES
by Pam Bowen

Intro:
All you married ladies—now put your hands up!
All you married ladies—now put your hands up!
Listen to my story and tell me if it’s true
And if my situation’s familiar to you.

Verse 1:
My husband is a charmer, when he gets out there,
But my challenge is to get him off his easy chair.
I steal the remote, and I take away his mouse,
And put on my sexy dress to get him out the house.

CHORUS:
ALL YOU MARRIED LADIES, PUT YOUR HANDS UP.
IF THIS SOUNDS FAMILIAR, PUT YOUR HANDS UP.

Verse 2:
When he gets to the party, he’s really somebody,
But two hours before, he was a homebody.
Now he’s singin’ karaoke and dancin’ on the bar,
But two hours before, I had to drag him to the car.

CHORUS

Bridge:
It’s hard for married ladies
With stay-at-home fellas.
We love celebrating,
But they’re man-cave dwellers.

CHORUS

© Pamella M. Bowen

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