Here is song #27 for November 27, inspired by a certain restaurant with busty waitresses. Enjoy.
IMPLANT BAR AND GRILL
by Pam Bowen
Verse 1:
Hey, man, want something to eat?
Let’s go out, it’s my treat.
The wings are not all that’s hot
At my favorite dining spot.
CHORUS:
IT’S HARD TO TELL WHAT’S REALLY REAL
AT THE IMPLANT BAR AND GRILL.
Verse 2:
Chicken strips with dipping sauce,
Short-short skirts and push-up bras.
The specialty, corned beef and cabbage,
Low-cut tops with lots of cleavage.
CHORUS
Verse 3:
Chili dogs or chili fries,
Shiny smiles and black-fringed eyes.
Rib-eye steak or stuffed pork chop,
Girls endowed over-the-top.
CHORUS
© Pamella M. Bowen
